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simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

(Source: yzma, via mental--constipation)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via moincagruh)

*eats you out as a friend*

phoeni-xx:

stackinmuchprime:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Makes you squirt to lift your spirits

takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor

(Source: aterriblehusband, via moincagruh)

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

dutchster:

pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement

(via kawaiian-pizza)

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

(via ilubcurry)

tehjojo:

Pizza salad….yummy, yummy lol
"If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation."
Don Draper (via mediahascookies)
mediahascookies:

"Mod Men" - What the Mad Men world would look like through a modern lens. 
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