Everyday is a new beginning



queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via moincagruh)

count-drvcula:

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

HONESTLY

(via chokesngags)

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

this post has gotten so out of hand

at least check out my merch

(via viciousvargas)

hello-lesbians:

I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

(via cherrryblosssom)

"I’ll marry someone who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
(via totulsaunimic)

(Source: grettypop, via kxndxl)

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