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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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OMg

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(Source: transascendant, via moincagruh)

bottledsparks:

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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😂

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Anonymous said: How did u know u were gay?

lickgold:

When I thought about eating vagina more than actual food

"Trying really hard to ignore the girls you really want to talk to because you just claimed you were done with beautiful women and their constant games and their “straight tendencies”"
A lesbian tale (via black—lamb)

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"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."
What my relationships have taught me.  (via bailar-en-la-oscuridad)

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magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

hashkitty:

MOTHER FUCKER

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thegreensanitarium:

rhitahtyn:

gay

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White privilege

lilcochina:

afro-dominicano:

ethiopianbutamerican:

Forty-six million white adults today can trace the origins of their family wealth to the Homestead Act of 1862. This bill gave away valuable acres of land for free to white families, but expressly precluded participation by Blacks.

"how do I have privilege?"

I’m using this in my essay about how the American dream is a racist myth

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The difference between DC and Marvel

batmanreblogs:

theblackrichardcurtis:

How Marvel ends their movies:

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How DC ends their movies:

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see marvel fans, i can make bullshit too

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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